Jun 30

May 18

When I get good sex AND some good food, I be like…

missjia:

and when I’m done, I hit my douglas.

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May 15

fannydee:

alwayspleadthefifth:

mockinggrass:

gerard-way-:

startswitheight:

cortexerati:

Wait. So we’re a game of Sims, and we also play The Sims. What if our Sims have developed The Sims for themselves? The Sims within The Sims within The Sims.

SIMCEPTION

 You know when you walk into a room and then you forget what you went into that room for? God just deleted an action.

^^ Hahaha simception xDDD

forever reblog… i died reading this. 

yessssssss

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May 07

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So….Umm… How bout them Lakers?

ladiizluvcj:

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The moment when you smoke all of your weed.

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May 06

lovexx94:

 lmao - the little things that complete my day

May 04

When i check my phone & there are 20 missed calls from mom

hydr0gen:

when i call back this happens… 

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May 02

Breaking News: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan

believeinme1210:

i cant. this was the funniest thing i’ve seen so farr xD

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lando-was-here asked: email?

jfrancois90@gmail.com

May 01

When you’re trying to tell someone a story and some bitch just starts talking…

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Apr 30

okimoverit:

it’s shocking how true this statement is my life.

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Apr 29

word

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